5 Definitions for "terrorist"

If I see one more scrawny looser on TV for committing, or even attempting to commit, an act of terrorism I am going to scream. I think we should round up all the terrorists, shave their heads, tattoo a big American flag on it and drop their asses in Afghanistan. They will make excellent decoys for U.S. troops defending this country. I don't care about ethnicity. There are white Americans working against this country too...and I am SICK of it. So I've compiled my own definitions for the word "Terrorist".

1. person whom is stupid enough to stick a bomb in their pants and light it just because a bunch of other guys told them too

2. wanna-be gangster with low self esteem whom has no leadership quality

3. religious fanatic who believes his god says, "It's O.K. Go blow up a bunch of Americans. And while your at it, blow yourself up too. Then join me in heaven and we will drink wine and lay with beautiful naked women"

4. individual that uses unnatural means to inflict harm upon others because they are too big a coward to fight their enemies face to face

5. men who abduct and rape children, generally because they have a horrendous need for power, but know they are too stupid to gain that power, like a man, in the real world

TERROR ATTACKS U.S. CHRISTMAS

Passengers of Northwestern flight 253 received a special gift, on Christmas day 2009, when the plane they occupied landed safely after an attempted bombing aboard the flight. The flight was traveling from Amsterdam to Detroit. The passengers were prepared for a safe landing when a loud pop was heard aboard the plane, followed by smoke and fire.

The fire is said to have ignited in the lap of 23 year old Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab of Nigeria. A witness says Umar was holding some kind of device and there was liquid dripping, from under the suspects seat, where two flight pillows lay. The witness and passenger, Jasper Schuringa, who was sitting on the opposite side of the plane, jumped over the middle rows in order restrain Umar and help put out the fire. He sustained some burns to his right hand.

The suspect was taken into custody in Detroit and is being treated for second and third degree burns. Umar is reportedly educated, wealthy and from a prominent family in Nigeria, but is said to be on a "watch list" in the US for his extremist views.